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Re: Jokes

Postby DukeB » Thu May 14, 2015 3:15 pm

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Re: Jokes I'm Ruler now.

Postby Bill Cummings » Mon May 18, 2015 2:37 pm

I’ve just declared myself ruler of this universe.
Hence forth all land owners purchasing property on the edge of a cliff where birds can be seen soaring without flapping will be compelled in less than one month to clear a launch slot through the trees. They must also provide port-a potty service, camping area, power hook ups, hang gliding tie down stakes, retrieval vehicles, drivers, food vending, (half price), complete HG parts supply, parachute repack technician (24-7), kiddie swimming pool.

I have to run to the post office so could I get some help here? Just quote this post and build to the list of things I will be requiring now that I've assumed rulership (well huh?-- there went spell checker?) -----
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Re: Jokes I'm Ruler now.

Postby Bob Kuczewski » Tue May 19, 2015 2:59 am

billcummings wrote:I’ve just declared myself ruler of this universe.


Long live the king!!!!

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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:57 pm

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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Sun Dec 15, 2019 2:41 pm

You ever see a deer with no eyes?
"Looking for consciousness in the brain, is like looking for the band in the radio"
N.H.
"Tune the radio to the heart"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Craig Muhonen » Sun Dec 15, 2019 2:44 pm

No Ideer?
"Looking for consciousness in the brain, is like looking for the band in the radio"
N.H.
"Tune the radio to the heart"
C.M.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bill Cummings » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:30 pm

A hitchhiker got into the pickup truck and thanked the
driver for stopping but asked, “How did you know that
I’m not a serial killer?”
The driver said, “What are the odds that one truck
would be carrying two serial killers?”
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